. . . and to all a good night, to all of you from all of us at Overly’s Country Christmas. Our gratitude to the tireless efforts of our volunteers, Santa’s Helpers, our community, and to all who visited with us this holiday season. We'll see you in November 2019.

Henny's Favorite Kids' Jokes

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Q:   What do aliens say when they land at the North Pole?
 
A:    Take me to your heater.
 
Q:   What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?
 
A:     Ice cream.
 
Q:  Why is it difficult to keep a secret at the North Pole?
 
A:   Because your teeth chatter.
 
Q:  Why do birds fly south for the winter ?
 
A:   Because it's too far to walk.
 
Q:   What bites, but has no teeth?
 
A:    Frost.
 
Snowman Graphic.jpgQ:   What do you get when you cross a Snowman and a Vampire?
 
A:    Frostbite.
 
Q:  What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
 
A:   A snowball.
 
Q:  Where does Frosty the snowman keep his money? 
 
A:   In a snowbank.
 
Q:  What does Frosty the Snowman take if he gets sick?
 
A:   A chill pill.
 
Q:   What do snowmen wear on their heads?
 
A:      Ice caps.
 
Q:     What is a snowman’s favorite lunch?
 
A:     An Iceberger!
 
Santa Dog.gifQ:    Do you know what Santa calls his dog?
 
A:     Santa Paws.
 
Q:  Why did Santa get a ticket?
 
A:   He left his sleigh in a SNOW parking zone.
 
Q:  What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?
 
A:  Christmas Crackers.